A mighty crestfallen warrior once said: “Damn, that stench… And I was really beginning to like it here! Sigh… Maybe it’s time I do something about it…”
Like this spectacular individual, I too have decided to “do something about it.” I shall restore life to this withering world by any means necessary. This will not be a simple journey, nor will it be without opposition. I stand at the beginning of a long road, taking the first steps of an unfathomable many. To accomplish such a daunting task alone would not be ideal.Let us rise together to the highest tiers of glory as we unite under a banner of hope. In harmony, we shall become an unstoppable force of ambition, capable of resisting the onslaught the inevitable confrontation.The occluding darkness has engulfed our world, and we shall serve as the vanquishing light of justice. At the end of our tear stained path lies the fruition of our dreams. We shall gaze upon the purest beauty: our new world. Thus I ask of you, honored reader, to lend your skills to our noble cause. In this great conflict, one who struggles alone will perish without the support of his or her comrades. Consider your options and make a decision with the utmost resolve.
I foresee a resplendent future. A future that shall be forged in the dying embers of the present. Rise. The time is now.
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense